Death or Sovngarde. Horse, dog and big field with a blue ball

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Battle commences To the woods the dog will never find me there *Dog* Fookin will m8 rek you and ur mum Last second cleaance of blue ball. 10 bonus points To the woods again the dog will never find me Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk Last second clearance of small brook. 10 bonus points Excellent move to flank right side and head for higher ground. 10 bonus points Exits arena. Disallowed. 10 penalty points Tremendous reentry and recovery. 3 bonus points To the woods again the dog will never find me Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkk! Critical loss of speed and stamina Excellent evasive manoeuvre. 4 bonus points “Fuck you dog” Second exit from arena. Disqualification Dog exits arena for second time. Disqualification Winner declared. Dog takes his place in the bucket of shame

 

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