Dirty Signs – I Donkey Punched Your Sister

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Hey everyone, Dirty Signs with Kristin. I have an awesome
new phrase you today. We’re gonna learn how to say, “I donkey punched your sister.” Good times all around. So to say this, we’re gonna say, “Before, your sister,
I donkey punch.” So we’re gonna start off with “before.” You’re just gonna take your hand
and throw it over your shoulder like there’s salt in it. Um, “your,” your open hand’s gonna gesture
toward someone. “Sister” is actually really complicated.
Your non-dominant hand’s gonna make a G handshape at your torso and then your dominant hand’s
gonna make the L handshape at your chin, and then go into a G handshape to the other hand, so [SISTER]. Um, “I,” point to yourself. “Donkey,” Your hand’s gonna kinda make an ear at the side of
your head, and then it’s gonna flap down. So, [DONKEY]. And then “punch” we’ve already learned, your one
non-dominant hand’s index finger is gonna come up, and then you’re gonna punch that finger. So we’re
gonna put it all together and say, [BEFORE] [YOUR – SISTER – I – DONKEY – PUNCH]
Hooray! [CLAPPING] Thanks for watching!

 

51 Responses

  1. AssaultPepper

    January 12, 2012 3:11 am

    Heres my text variation in signlanguage U#ILL , I think thats it, Now everybody can understand my comment hooray 😀

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  2. Useless_Drivel

    January 12, 2012 3:25 am

    Kristin, I love you dear. In whatever completely non-real way you can love someone over the internet, and I adore you. Mother my illegitimate children?

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  3. McKavian

    January 12, 2012 4:02 am

    Kristin, you always make my day/night/whatever-time-of-day when you post these. Thank you for all of the amusement you have given and will give in the future.

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  4. freedin

    January 12, 2012 5:55 am

    I wonder did anyone use any of the stuff yet? Love to hear stories about how u donkey punched the deaf girls sister 😀

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  5. thfemale

    January 12, 2012 6:56 pm

    @Pibs99 In this case, I would recommend choosing one hand to use as your dominant hand while signing, and stick with it. If you switch dominant hands in sign language, it tends to cause confusion, and it seems jarring. Good luck! 🙂

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  6. thfemale

    January 12, 2012 6:58 pm

    @LokiGodoftrickery I've actually signed this already. YouTube won't let me post links in comments, but it's at this video address: /watch?v=FGcV68gs1Y0

    Thanks for watching!

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  7. Nomoreidsleft

    January 13, 2012 12:24 am

    Ha ha, you got me with another one. I have no clue what "donkey punch" is. Please explain. I learn a lot from watching your vids.

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  8. chrisjs13

    January 14, 2012 8:41 am

    ooo…there's a new shooting location. your spouse must be proud. those must be some fun conversations.

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  9. thfemale

    January 15, 2012 8:07 pm

    @chrisjs13 Hi there, thanks for the comment, but I'm not quite sure what you mean. This is the same location as the previous video; the only thing that has changed is the artwork behind me. Also, I don't have a spouse, just to clear up any confusion. Thanks for watching, and let me know if you have any other questions!

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  10. chrisjs13

    January 15, 2012 9:50 pm

    @thfemale I had been watching the videos out of order so the previous ones featured the bookshelf in the background.

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  11. Andrea Miserotti

    January 15, 2012 10:58 pm

    You know what? After watching almost all your videos I'm seriously thinking about learning the sign language, I really enjoy it. I'm Italian, so I wouldn't obviously learn the ASL, but I think that the Italian one might be interesting too, no?
    Well, thank you for your videos, I really appreciate your work, even if you say such silly things (if I'll ever learn the sign language, I'll proudly say that the first thing I learned was "I Donkey Punched Your Sister"), and, as usual, HOORAY!

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  12. thfemale

    March 1, 2012 9:55 pm

    @paulstrong123 Hi there! Thanks for reminding me (on every video!) to thank and appreciate my parents and family, because they're very supportive of who I am and everything I do. In the future, please keep your closed-minded comments to yourself. I'm very sorry that you've gotten to this point in your life and you're still so sad and angry that you have to make hurtful comments to people on the internet. I'm going to block you now, and I wish you all the best for your future. Have a good one!

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  13. SamanthaJones

    March 8, 2012 5:22 am

    @thfemale Wow… that was a lot to say to @paulstrong123… In his honer, can you do a video saying: "I hope you burn in hell"

    Thanks for being awsome.

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  14. CrazyAnimeLover626

    April 13, 2012 3:44 am

    I love learning dirty signs from you! Here is a quote from sean connery I would like to know in sign language.
    "Your best? Losers always whine about their best, winnerss go home and fuck the prom queen."

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  15. thfemale

    November 16, 2012 9:02 pm

    Are you in luck!! I actually have a video for that phrase. YouTube won't allow me to put links in comments, but go to YouTube and then put in /watch?v=ism2a3KYg0c after the .com part. Enjoy! 🙂

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  16. Ryan Matthews

    November 17, 2012 11:58 pm

    If I searched for a potential employee and found this (as well as most of the people I work with I think) I would probably spend as much time in the interview learning awesome "HR violation" sayings as goes in to the real interview.

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  17. kezzymkc

    March 29, 2013 6:53 pm

    i officially love you these are brilliant but i was just wondering do you have to change the words around in the sentence or can you just sign it outright… like does it make a difference .. =]

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