He’s got a HORSE on his Speedo cuz… | Family Feud

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TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN IF YOU BOUGHT YOUR MAN A SPEEDO WITH AN ANIMAL PRINT, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD BE ON– MINTEE: A LEOPARD. STEVE: A LEOPARD. IF YOU BOUGHT YOUR MAN A SPEEDO WITH AN ANIMAL PRINT, WHAT–YOU DON’T GET TO PLAY NO MORE. MINTEE: JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, STEVE. STEVE: I KNOW. YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THERE. YOU DONE SHOT YOUR SHOT. AIN’T NO NEED OF YOU JUMPING BACK IN. LET’S JUST TAKE YOUR BUZZER OFF. HEH. IF YOU BOUGHT YOUR MAN A SPEEDO WITH AN ANIMAL PRINT, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD BE ON IT TO MATCH THE SIZE OF HIS PACKAGE? LARRY: LION. STEVE: THE LION.>>YEAH!>>YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! STEVE: YEAH.>>YEAH! YEAH! LARRY: MR. HARVEY, HOW YOU DOING, SIR? STEVE: WHERE Y’ALL FROM? LARRY: WE’RE FROM ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS, SIR. STEVE: OH, MAN. WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING, MAN? LARRY: I’M A PASTOR OF A CHURCH, MR. HARVEY. I PASTOR. Y’ALL WANT TO TRY IT WITH ME? DO IT ONE TIME. EVERYBODY, BEAT ON YOUR CHESTS. READY? 1, 2, 3! [ALL SCREAMING] SORRY. STEVE: THIS GONNA BE ONE OF THEM DIFFERENT KIND OF DAYS RIGHT HERE. LARRY: I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LARRY. INTRODUCE EVERYBODY. LARRY: OK. SO I HAVE MY WONDERFUL AUNT JACKIE RIGHT HERE. JACKIE: HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. LARRY: I HAVE MY COUSIN PASTOR JERMEL FLANNIGAN. JACKIE: YES, YES! STEVE: ALL RIGHT. COME ON. I HAVE MY COUSIN CHANDRA AND THEN MY UNCLE ELDER WALTER FLANNIGAN. JACKIE: YES, YES, YES! STEVE: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. ALL RIGHT, MISS JACKIE. JACKIE: YES. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. NOW WE’VE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN. BOUGHT YOUR MAN SOME SPEEDOS WITH AN ANIMAL PRINT ON IT. WHAT ANIMAL WOULD BE ON IT TO MATCH THE SIZE OF HIS PACKAGE? JACKIE: A HORSE. JERMEL: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. LARRY: GOOD ANSWER! JACKIE: IT’S UP THERE! IT’S UP THERE! YEAH, IT’S UP THERE! IT’S UP THERE! JERMEL: IT’S UP THERE, STEVE! JACKIE: IT’S A HORSE! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. STEVE: ‘CAUSE SHE DONE WENT ALL THE WAY INTO “LIKE A HORSE.” JACKIE: NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, STEVE. THIS IS NUMBER ONE. STEVE: THE HORSE PRINT. NO, IT’S NOT. [LAUGHTER] IS YOUR HUSBAND HERE TODAY? JACKIE: I DON’T HAVE A HUSBAND TODAY. [LAUGHTER] LARRY: GOOD ANSWER. WALTER: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: HORSE. JACKIE: AWW! STEVE: ALL RIGHT, JERMEL. WHAT ANIMAL WOULD BE ON THE PRINT TO MATCH THE SIZE OF HIS PACKAGE? JERMEL: STEVE, WE’RE GONNA WITH CHEETAH. STEVE: CHEETAH. WALTER: GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: ALL RIGHT. WE GOT TWO STRIKES NOW, CHANDRA. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL. THE BAUTISTA FAMILY CAN STEAL. CHANDRA: UH, A GIRAFFE. JACKIE: YES! GOOD ANSWER! LARRY: GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: A GIRAFFE. JACKIE: OHH! RYNE: SNAKE, SNAKE, SNAKE. STEVE: 100 WOMEN. YOU BOUGHT YOUR MAN A SPEEDO WITH AN ANIMAL PRINT. WHAT ANIMAL WOULD BE ON IT TO MATCH THE SIZE OF HIS PACKAGE? MINTEE: A SNAKE. STEVE: SNAKE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] JERMEL: WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT! STEVE: NUMBER 7. AUDIENCE: MOUSE. STEVE: WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOUSE PRINT? WELCOME TO “FAMILY FEUD.” NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: YORKIE/DOG. STEVE: ONE OF MY FAVORITES. NUMBER 5. AUDIENCE: BULL. STEVE: 4. AUDIENCE: A HIPPO. STEVE: YEAH. NUMBER TWO. AUDIENCE: TIGER. STEVE: NUMBER ONE. AUDIENCE: ELEPHANT.

 

45 Responses

  1. Christopher Pham

    January 15, 2020 9:11 pm

    Steve: 'Cause she done went all the way into "like a horse."
    Jackie: Nothing to do with it, Steve. This is number one.
    Steve: The horse print. No, it’s not.
    [LAUGHTER]
    Steve: Is your husband here today?
    Jackie: I don’t have a husband here today.
    [LAUGHTER]
    Larry: Good answer.
    Walter: Good answer, good answer! Good answer!

    Steve: Number 7.
    Audience: Mouse.
    Steve: When have you seen a mouse print? Welcome to "Family Feud." Number 6.
    Audience: Yorkie/dog.
    Steve: One of my favorites.
    LOL 😄

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  2. Don'tgiveahoot

    January 15, 2020 9:29 pm

    Days they want to give money away number 1 is 30 to 50 points days they domt number one is 20 points anyone else caught on to that

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  3. malataur

    January 15, 2020 11:04 pm

    I saw a five-legged elephant once, except it wasn't a leg. There are some things you can't unsee. You just can't. 👀👀👀

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  4. Felisha

    January 16, 2020 1:56 am

    I've done farm work in a horse stable, so I know that horses have huge dicks. About 14 inches long, and 9 inches thick. That's a massive dick for vaginas that can handle it.

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  5. OFISYAL Kraken

    January 16, 2020 4:03 am

    Steve: Is your husband here today?
    Jackie: I don't have a husband today.
    Family: Good answer.Good answer. 😂😂😂

    Reply

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