If horses were people – Show Day, Part 2

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SARAH: That’s so cool we got a ribbon! SARA: And it’s our first blue! SARAH: So proud. SARA: You have worked so hard. I could not be prouder. SARAH: Yeah. SARA: Of us. SARAH: Whoa! SARA: I’m sorry, I didn’t explain this. Especially when you win a blue, you just clip
it on your bridle so everyone can see when we’re walking around and stuff. SARAH: So the thing with these parts where
it’s flapping, you want it on my face? SARA: Well, I mean, it’s gonna – I can angle
it a little bit. SARAH: Ok, why don’t you… SARA: Want to try that? SARAH: AH! SARA: Sarah! SARAH: Mother, mother, mother! SARA: We’re here! SARAH: (neighs loudly twice) I’m excited to
be here. SARA: Yeah, everyone knows. It’s gonna be a long day. Hey do you want some water? SARAH: No. SARA: It’s so hot out, here. SARAH: No, I’m not thirsty. Ahhhh. I think I have to poop. SARA: No, not right now. Not in front of the judge. SARAH: Yeah, I think I’m going to poop. JUDGE: Good morning! SARA: Good morning. SARAH: (loud fart) It’s gonna happen. SARA: Do you want electrolytes? SARAH: I’ve never been thirsty – I don’t like
those. SARA: Really? SARAH: Yeah. SARA: Ok, well you drink them every day. SARAH: (singing) I’m so ready…hi! SARA: Hi. SARAH: We’re going to go to the horse show. SARA: Yeah we are. You ready? You look ready. SARAH: I’m so ready. SARA: What is this? SARAH: I was doing my show-ready dance and
some of my feet got a little close together… SARA: You need to drink this, please. SARAH: Nope, don’t want it. SARA: Alright, seriously, because we have
a long day ahead of us. SARAH: Very seriously. Not a big deal. SARA: Looks like a big deal. It looks like a big deal, like it looks like
half of your foot came off with it. SARAH: Yeah. SARA: It’s over there, we’re going that way. SARAH: Do you see what they have? SARA: What, the water? Nonononononono. Literally… SARAH: She, but looks at how much she likes
it. You know the part of the dance where I’m like,
“this…”? SARA: Yeah, I’m familiar. SARAH: Yeah, and so it was like that and then
it stayed down there. SARA: You said “no, I’m never thirsty!” SARAH: It’s soooo hot out. This seems irresponsible to take me to the
class and not let me have but a sip. But I’m really glad you’re here. My foot hurts. SARA: (to herself) Don’t cry don’t cry don’t
cry don’t cry. SARAH: It’s probably all those electrolytes. I’m so salty. I’m just withering away. SARA: Oh my gosh. You know what, I don’t even care if you catch
something. Could she actually, do you mind, have a little? SARAH: Oh thank you. Oh it’s the same, it’s the same water. I don’t want this. Let’s go. SARA: Um, so, it doesn’t look like you peed. SARAH: No, I don’t have to. SARA: Are you sure? SARAH: Yeah. SARA: You drank like three buckets of water
today. SARAH: Yeah, those were good! But I don’t have to pee. Yeah, I think we should go. SARA: Alright, you sure? SARAH: Yeah, let’s do it, I feel great. RING ANNOUNCER: And now entering the ring,
#199, Sara and Sarah. SARA: That’s us. SARAH: Yeah? We’re gonna go. SARA: Yeah you ready? SARAH: Yes, except for that I’m gonna pee. And I want to go back to the trailer. SARA: Noooo. No, they just called us, that’s us. That was us – you and me. SARAH: Alright, you want me to pee right here? I will… SARA: Oh my gosh, Sarah, we’re in the in-gate! SARAH: …pee right here. Well, that explains all the people watching.

 

96 Responses

  1. Wild filly love horses and hobby horsing

    September 27, 2019 2:48 am

    Im gonna be at school when the premiere is on 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  2. Flannel Smurf

    September 27, 2019 4:39 pm

    Haha! This is great! I love it soooo much!
    This whole series is just about every horse and person pair EVER!
    100/10

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  3. Roxanne Morrow

    September 27, 2019 4:40 pm

    Last show I was at, my horse peed at the end of our dressage test, right on centerline at x in front of the judge. For like a minute straight

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  4. Leilani Stillwell

    September 27, 2019 4:56 pm

    You guys gotta do this ! My horse was being soooo lovie dovey to me…. being so cute and nice leaning his head on my shoulder….. THEN BIT ME ON THE SHOULDER !! I still love him though !! πŸ’•πŸ΄

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  5. Skye Oelofse

    September 27, 2019 6:54 pm

    I've been dying to see this now I have and I'm very satisfied πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Okay cool awesome video thanks for making it .

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  6. Alina Reybey

    September 27, 2019 8:38 pm

    Damn finally I can watch this after it’s been torturing me for a good 2 weeks. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

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  7. Princess Stardust Eclipse

    September 27, 2019 9:26 pm

    Absolutely hysterical πŸ˜‚ And these are so relatable! Especially the water ones. Thank you!

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  8. Isobelle Fagan

    September 27, 2019 10:29 pm

    You should do a if horses were people moving yards, so travelling, meeting new horses, having new people around. Love your videos and this series is the best!!

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  9. Karen White

    September 28, 2019 4:25 am

    Smart Pak PLEEASE PLEEAASSE KEEP MAKING MORE OF THESE VIDS !!!
    β€β€β€β€πŸ΄πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸŽ–πŸŽ–πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡

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  10. Ashley Godfrey

    September 28, 2019 1:02 pm

    I lost it at, "That explains all the people watching." 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I absolutely love these!

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  11. Peace Love Spiritual

    September 28, 2019 2:07 pm

    I find when horses make that low loud call it’s stress and anxiety, unless they just got back home then it’s to tell everyone I’m back!

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  12. Haley

    September 28, 2019 8:59 pm

    My gelding isn’t shy about peeing. He’s peed at the in gate at a show, and also in a line up getting feedback from a judge. I had someone tell me he was being hot because he had to pee and I just laughed at them πŸ˜‚

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  13. Joyce E

    October 1, 2019 12:17 am

    All of these videos are funny but this particular one is especially funny. I have tears running down my face.

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  14. Joyce E

    October 1, 2019 12:25 am

    I was doing my show ready dance and some of my feet got a little close together.Lol!!I It stayed down there! My foot hurts!

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  15. SDChick

    October 1, 2019 5:16 am

    My mule literally did the thing of not drinking her water but wanting the water out of someone else’s bucket….

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  16. MrsGrimSmile System

    October 1, 2019 4:05 pm

    Dont have a horse but this series is hilarious! Thank you for the time and effort you all put into these πŸ™‚

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  17. Tiiu Van Winckle

    October 2, 2019 1:42 am

    You forgot rolling at the show grounds just after being bathed. One reason why I will never have a grey…lol

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  18. Purple space cat person

    October 3, 2019 8:19 pm

    What happened to the I CAN GET AS CLOSE TO OTHER HORSES AS I LIKE BUT THEY CANT COME NEAR ME.

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  19. Sanne Boerboom

    October 4, 2019 11:36 pm

    The part where she comes out of the car (trailer), so familiar, i laughed so hard ^_^ thanks for the funny videos

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  20. Sophie Davis

    October 7, 2019 4:01 pm

    You should do if horses were people foal and stallion and Sarah meeting them asa horse plz πŸ˜‚

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  21. Funny Ferret

    October 10, 2019 3:32 pm

    I’ve been around horses since I was small because my grandparents owned them. This is accurate!

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  22. Julianna Caturano

    October 11, 2019 4:18 pm

    Fellow equestrians- I have a 5 minute survey about online horse training information and I would appreciate if anyone could take it! TIA https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/DCVGBGK

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  23. Phyllis Hamilton

    February 2, 2020 9:05 pm

    Years ago, this is exactly what happened with my Oldenburg mare, with my trainer riding — the judge put the ribbon in her browband, and my mare did about 20 spins — my trainer stayed on — I will remember this always!

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