Hey guys! What’s up? It’s Ryan, and welcome back to HelloXRyan. I am a human who makes videos on the internet. You view me with Wi-Fi. cool Wow Hi, everybody. How are you doing on this wonderful day? It- it’s a great day to be living. So I’m not a gaming youtuber, but, I enjoy games. I enjoy a nice video gaming experience. Yeah! And I’m into like, a variety of games. Like, if I can be distracted for more than 30 seconds, I’m in it. I’m in it to win it. And through me loving games, you know, I was just being a teen on the app store, exploring *nose breath* the depths. And I found, and I quote, ‘My Horse Prince’ What? So, I saw the title of the app and I was confused, so I looked at the icon of the app and I was Literally even more confused. And then I just accepted that, this is gonna be…great. I’m ready! Enter name, okay. The name that they have is…Umako. what would I want my horse boyfriend to be called? Yeah, Daddynay. Alright let’s go! What do I do?! A normal ranch. In a normal city. For a normal boy…like me. I’ll stop. “I came all the way to see the beautiful countryside for a single purpose.” “I used to work at a major company, slaving away to build”- oh my god I’m so bored already. “But one day, I lost sight of what I was doing.” “I wasn’t dissatisfied with the job itself, but I hadn’t had the chance to meet good-looking guys.” Okay, now I’m on track, this is me! “And so the young girl within me, longed for some excite-” wait. Am I a girl? I- well I don’t know why I would assume that they would make it from like, a gay guy’s perspective. Why did I assume that?! “And so the young girl within me longed for some excitement.” *laughs* Is that me? I look cute as hell. Why are my eyebrows outside of my hair!?! Who let you do that!?! “They say princes ride horses, so I thought there’d be some at the ranch.” Oh, that kind of makes sense! Okay I’m not mad. Oh- who are- who just came up to me? What!?! “Are you here just to see some horses?” No. I want men… No don’t lie! I’m here for a man *laughs* Oh my god, my second dialogue after that literally says, “couldn’t care less.” If that isn’t the most ME thing! I don’t- I don’t even- I don’t know. “Well, there’s one over there. Go have a closer look” What??? I’m so confused! Okay, so, there’s a new character introduced into this storyline. I guess this is supposed to be my horse boyfriend. He looks kind of cute though, look at that hair. But his first dialogue to me- I don’t even- I guess it’s not really dialogue, but it’s- he- he sparkled at me. He sparkled. And he’s currently sparkling right now. What- wow… all right. What do we do now? Talk about how hot he is! Of course. “So, what brings you around here?” “Just looking for hot guys. Oops, shouldn’t have said that! By the way, what exactly are you?” Let’s just get down to the facts. “I’m just a normal racing horse.” I don’t know what ‘normal’ racing horses you have been looking at, but you are… Not. This is SO much! Wait, what? Wait, what?! No. No. No. No! Thi- no! This is not an actual game. *gasps* OH MY GOD!!! Oh my god! What just happened?! I have SO much to say. Alright, so after the storyline, you get into a game where if you click on these carrots on the ground I guess he… yeah- no, yeah he does. He goes up to them and, you know, takes his little horse body and snatches them up. This is so visually overwhelming. There is- th- there is SO much going on. There- and my energy is going down at the top left! I need more carrots. What else can I do? There’s a menu?! There is a shop! Who developed this game? I just wanna talk. I just wanna talk. Oh wait I- oh wait, I can talk! To the horse! What does he- what? What can I say? “What’s the weather like going to be tomorrow? I think it’s going to rain.” WhAt!?! Is that-is that all you do?! What else? What other conversations can we have? Why am I so overwhelmed? I just want to know who spent literally MONTHS developing this app. I want to meet them.. I want to ask them SO many questions. All right guys, that’s gonna be it for this video! I hope you guys enjoyed it, I know it was a little bit different but I hope it gave you some entertainment for the day. If you guys liked this video, make sure you give this video a thumbs up so it lets me know if you like this content… That’s what the thumbs up button does right? If you guys want, follow me on Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter so you can be kept up with, my life. *Laughs* And also, buy my merch! It’s really cute, the link is in the description, and I like it, it’s comfortable. But yeah! Thank you guys so much for watching, and I will see you guys next time on this channel! I love you, bye!


100 Responses

  1. pathetic liar

    May 16, 2018 1:22 am

    I thought the video was about J-Hope.

    I know he doesn't like to be called "horse".
    Please don't kill me.

  2. Neon Oni

    June 6, 2018 8:24 am

    i remember playing this game and its just kinda like tatsugotchi but you romance him??? yeah weird shit

  3. Bangtan's Sad Introvert

    June 11, 2018 7:37 am

    How did Ryan know I viewed him with WiFi? Lol I have no data plan…😄😃😀☺😐😥

  4. snow boo

    July 8, 2018 9:07 pm

    My friend has this app and I was confused when I saw her used it too 😂 I got curious so I tried the app and it made me quite cringe at first then I just laugh whenever she makes me play this 😂 and I laughed so hard at your reaction while playing the app 😂 this vid made my day

    PS: I just stumbled across your channel and now I'm watching your other vids 😂

  5. FindTaesSugaKookies사랗

    July 9, 2018 2:56 pm

    Actually we can also view u with mobile data. (Sorry for being an annoying smartass, love ur videos bye)

  6. Jonah Leslie

    July 18, 2018 2:31 am

    Oh honey, I saw Dan and Phil play this game ages ago, so I am not shooketh.

    However, your expressions were priceless. xD

  7. raine c

    July 19, 2018 4:20 am

    Am i the only one who thought it was a joke toward jhope???

    I'm already at the door with my straight a self.


    July 31, 2018 3:58 pm

    if you had a gaming channel, i would sell my jam to you to name that channel something like GAY-MING

  9. Sofia Malum

    August 9, 2018 12:48 am

    Okay but, one of my friends had this game not even as a joke, and played it at a meet up and the rest of us were very confused. They then took my other friends phone and downloaded it and she ended up playing it seriously too. Thanks for playing this Ryan, I always wondered what it looked like to other people.

  10. Huffle Puff

    August 13, 2018 9:15 pm

    You should react to “wizardess heart”
    It’s a dating sim but it would be interesting to see you play it

  11. Potato Chip

    September 29, 2018 2:31 am

    Oh may ghad!! Some people are sooooooo toxic about people immediately thinking about J-hope about the title! We know that he hates being called that okay?!!!!!??! We just immediately thought of him because it was like a trendy joke earlier. And you know how it just gets in your head, forgets it, and then the memory comes back when there's a reference. Ughhhhhh oh may gadddddddddddd
    Cant you just people ask them nicely instead of being really really toxic about it?!?!?! Go ahead, report me, hate on me, and everything. I won't care.

  12. hanna malinowska

    October 15, 2018 6:26 pm

    when i looked at the title, i thought its about jean from shingeki no kyojinXDD i know, im anime trash, like seriouslyXDD

  13. Scarlett사랑해

    November 6, 2018 4:27 am

    Tbh when I saw the title I immediately thought Ryan was talking about J-Hope XD
    (Hehe sorry Hobi…)

  14. Carlos Urbina

    March 7, 2019 1:50 am

    I thought I got caught on my dad's but it was the lights I kept on😂😂😂😂😂 no likes I don't want my dad to see this

  15. Kim Taehyung's derp faces

    March 8, 2019 9:01 pm

    Me: laughs for the WHOLE video
    Me: is not breathing
    My mom talking to my dad:MAN CALL A DOCTOR

  16. Maurilia Hernandez

    July 14, 2019 9:53 am

    2:35… Ryan and Jimin have the same problems with chairs….. mostly Jimin /( "_" )

  17. Miranda Berry

    October 3, 2019 2:07 am

    Dddaammmmmmnnn only 29 hates?!?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! U AWESOME! PLZ SHOW ME UR WAYS


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