[upbeat digital music] [slowly gets louder] ♪ Cr-cr-cr-cra-cran-crank it up. ♪ ♪ This song’s a number one hit, ♪ ♪ there is a video for it. ♪ ♪ But it ain’t finished yet, ♪ ♪ we had delays. ♪ ♪ The set was damaged by rain, ♪ ♪ the crew got food poisoning, ♪ ♪ and Michael Bay was a pain. ♪ ♪ Gonna have some jets flying by ♪ ♪ writing YOLO in the sky. (YOLO) ♪ ♪ And the cameo from Kevin Hart.
(I’m in everything) ♪ ♪ You know your eyes will pop ♪ ♪ when this masterpiece drops. ♪ ♪ It’ll be a musical Avatar. ♪ ♪ But this is not the video. ♪ ♪ No, no. It’s just the lyric video. ♪ ♪ Prepare to have your mind balls blown. ♪ ♪ Braingasm. When you see the actual video. ♪ ♪ We in da club. ♪ ♪ There’s a shorty over here, ♪ ♪ I really wish you could see her. ♪ ♪ But only words will appear. ♪ ♪ Hey editor! (Yeah, you!) You mispelled that last word. ♪ ♪ I don’t accept sloppy work. ♪ ♪ Now you’re just being a jerk. ♪ [music continues] Hey, ey — what? Cut it out! I’m not saying any of those things. That’s-that’s Spanish! Can we get back to the song? I’m sorry, I’ll give you a raise. ♪ Don’t get this one confused, there’s a fan version out there too. ♪ ♪ And that’s illegal, so don’t give it views. ♪ ♪ This one was made by me or my editor actually. ♪ ♪ There. I gave you credit. Now are you happy? ♪ ♪ It’s the official video ♪ ♪ or rather the official lyric video. ♪ [rap] ♪ The real video is gonna be mad cool. ♪ ♪ Naked chicks and hennessy up in the pool. ♪ ♪ Choreography, cinematography, ♪ ♪ instead of just kinetic typography. ♪ ♪ This is probably not the video that you want, ♪ ♪ but we have access to unlimited fonts. ♪ ♪ We got: Cambria, Helvetica, Avenir Next Condensed Medium. ♪ ♪ Papyrus and Lucida Grande; Comic Sans is my jam. ♪ Uh oh guys, I think my editor quit. I just said Comic Sans and he got pissed. Whatever dude, I can do it myself. I’m an editor too. I don’t need your help. Everybody at home now follow me. Here’s a dance we can do on the computer keys. ♪ Type f, f, f. ♪ ♪ Type u, u, u. ♪ ♪ Type n, n, n. ♪ ♪ That was fffuuunnn. ♪ ♪ Control C, control V, copy and paste. It’s so easy. ♪ ♪ Put your fingers in the air like you just don’t care. ♪ ♪ Then bring ’em down hard on command R. [end rap] ♪ ♪ This is not the actual video. ♪ ♪ In fact, it’s not even the song. ♪ [music stops] The Key of Awesome. Hey everybody, it’s me, Mark. Thanks a lot for watching the Key of Awesome. I wanna give a big thanks to Freddie Cosmo for singing the crap out of this one. Click in the link of the description to watch all the other Key of Awesomes, and I’ll see you soon! Think I’m gonna go have some lunch. You don’t have to write that down, that’s just me talking. I don’t… Stop typing, stop… uh, it’s not funny. Could you cut it out? HABALOOSHADADAJAYO HRRRSHWEHDEDAGAHYAYA (fart noise)