>>Joseph: Yeah hold it babe I’m just checking the scores.
>>Mary: Joe, how much longer until we get to Bethlehem.
>>Joseph: About 5 minutes less than you asked me 5 minutes ago.
>>Mary: Well, get a wiggle on, this donkey is flinging me about like nobody’s business.
Oh, I think I just felt my first contradiction>>Joseph: Well hold it in Mary, hold it in.
We haven’t bought the proper kit yet. We are going to need a brand new cot, a state
of the art monitor, a steriliser.>>Mary: We don’t need all that stuff new.
>>Joseph: Not new, why?>>Mary: Well firstly, old things are nicer.
They come with stories and memories and stuff and secondly we’re skint. And finally, we,
mainly you, need to tone down our materialistic urges. This is, after all, the ‘son of god’.
>>Joseph: Ugh, that ‘son of god’ stuff does my head in. Jesus.
>>Mary: Oh! That’s a lovely name!>>Joseph: Explain it to me again.