See how Mary, Joseph and their donkey did it

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>>Mary: Joseph?
>>Joseph: Yeah hold it babe I’m just checking the scores.
>>Mary: Joe, how much longer until we get to Bethlehem.
>>Joseph: About 5 minutes less than you asked me 5 minutes ago.
>>Mary: Well, get a wiggle on, this donkey is flinging me about like nobody’s business.
Oh, I think I just felt my first contradiction>>Joseph: Well hold it in Mary, hold it in.
We haven’t bought the proper kit yet. We are going to need a brand new cot, a state
of the art monitor, a steriliser.>>Mary: We don’t need all that stuff new.
>>Joseph: Not new, why?>>Mary: Well firstly, old things are nicer.
They come with stories and memories and stuff and secondly we’re skint. And finally, we,
mainly you, need to tone down our materialistic urges. This is, after all, the ‘son of god’.
>>Joseph: Ugh, that ‘son of god’ stuff does my head in. Jesus.
>>Mary: Oh! That’s a lovely name!>>Joseph: Explain it to me again.

 

16 Responses

  1. Łukasz Padzik [ZeeKat]

    December 6, 2007 2:13 pm

    I wanted to watch this, but my charming, vintage PC wont let me run flash player without setting itself on fire, so sorry. I'm sure it's informative, though.

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  2. dothegreenthing

    December 7, 2007 2:04 pm

    Why don't you buy a new…oh, right. Watch it on a friends PC then. Or swap something else you own for a second hand computer made sometime this century 😉

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  3. dothegreenthing

    November 13, 2008 9:05 am

    Interesting modern interpretation of a classic biblical scene – I'd love to see what you could do with King Lear.

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  4. xKJx25

    April 5, 2011 10:41 am

    @idreespower first of all we are not christian SHITS you f*cking moron -_- what the hell is your problem flaming about religion. If you don't like it then don't hold it against us. go believe in ur own demon or whatever it is you praise. We aint complainin!

    but for the sake of answering your question Mary is a Virgin and Jesus wasn't conceived through sexbut through the power of the holy spirit. Are ya happy? Idiot -_- go read a bible or read from google before you go flaming like a moron

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  5. xKJx25

    April 5, 2011 10:42 am

    What would be the modern interpretation when Joseph found out he couldn't do mary? XD that would be funny I think

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  6. xKJx25

    April 6, 2011 4:27 am

    @idreespower Sigh… Are you seriously even trying? Don't you have any christian friends? With that attitude I'm not surprised -_- Joseph is Mary's husband. Mary was chosen to be the carrier of Jesus. Jesus was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit. Joseph and Mary did not have sex -_- thats why she's called the Virgin Mary -_- happy?

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