(SFM Ponies) Frieza Meets Super Kami Guru

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NAIL: What do you want? FRIEZA: Ah, good sir. I suppose you could say I’m looking for technical support. GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL! Do we have a visitor? NAIL: Yes, sir. GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL! Take his coat. FRIEZA: I don’t have a coat. NAIL: He doesn’t have a coat, sir. NAIL: And I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race! GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL! Don’t take his coat. FRIEZA: You see, I recently acquired what you people refer to as… …Dragon Balls, But I’m having trouble getting them to do what I want. NAIL: Did you try working the shaft? FRIEZA: Classy. GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL! What does he want? NAIL: He’s asking how to use the Dragon Balls. GURU: Did you tell him to work the shaft? NAIL: Yes, Lord Guru. GURU: Good work, Nail. FRIEZA: I have the distinct impression you’re going to be difficult. NAIL: Well, sir, if you’re having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1800-EAT-A-DICK. GURU: We don’t even have those! FRIEZA: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. What is that?! GURU: Oh God! Natural light! FRIEZA: Good Lord! I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?! GURU: Oh. Hello. I’m Super Kami Guru. And I’m the guy who’s NOT judging you on your appearance. FRIEZA: Well, my name is Frieza, ruler of most of the known galaxy. I’m here to offer you a deal. You give me the information I require, and I’ll let the sporting young man live. GURU: Please. Nail isn’t afraid of you. He is the strongest of our race. FRIEZA: Oh really? NAIL: Uh, sir…? GURU: Yeah. Nail’s gonna DESTROY your sorry ass. They wouldn’t be able to air it on the news because it’ll be SO BRUTAL! NAIL: Sir, seriously! GURU: Hush, Nail! I’m speaking for you. FRIEZA: Well, then, if this is the only course of action available to me, I accept. I’ll dispatch of this worm, and then I’ll be back for you, slug! GURU: Leave my brother out of this! NAIL: Sir, his power is overwhelming! NAIL: I can also sense it’s only a fraction of what he’s capable of! GURU: Nail! Listen to me. You are Namek’s number one son. GURU: A prodigy child. You have been trained in the ancient ways. GURU: I believe in you. NAIL: You– mean that, Lord Guru? GURU: Yes, Nail. Now show him the staggering spirit of Namek And WASTE his smug ass! NAIL: Yes, sir! Follow me! GURU: Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.

 

54 Responses

  1. Jonathan Gardner

    December 29, 2016 7:27 am

    I love DBZ abridged! And I love the quality of work you put into your videos! Facial expressions that fit. Lip sync, on point. Body movements, fluid! I can't understand why you aren't more popular than you are right now!

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  2. 0verthinker

    January 18, 2017 4:56 am

    Sucks that eqd put this in a nightly roundup instead of its own post. Good work! Will you animate any other bit from team4star? Cuz' I'd like to see some moments from their Fallout 4 playthrough animated, even minimally.

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  3. ericb31

    February 4, 2017 7:38 pm

    oh, it took me a while, but i finally got it!

    spoiler:

    to make the Namekian Dragon Balls work, you needed to speak to them in the Namekian language. that's the secret.

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  4. SteevLaw

    March 29, 2017 5:29 pm

    I find the idea of Evil Purple Smart amusing, even better if she has Abridged Freeza voice..! Good job..!

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  5. Nyxie

    May 19, 2017 7:36 am

    hmm.. how did you get this widescreen type of overlay.. I assume After Effects?

    That's what I used to get widescreen in my last project.

    I'm just curious of your methods.

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  6. ReactionsofHarmony

    August 6, 2017 10:23 am

    Hi there, ImAFutureGuitarHero's SFM Channel! I'm making a Google Sheet that lists permissions for reactors. That way reactors know whether or not you're OK with them reacting to any of your videos. So, if you wouldn't mind, please tell me which one applies to you. Also, if there are special conditions for your answer, feel free to say so.

    1. OK with monetized reactions.
    2. OK with monetized reactions (without video and/or audio of your video).
    3. OK with non-monetized reactions.
    4. Not OK with reactions.

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  7. Sub Scorpion#9

    March 15, 2018 9:04 pm

    at least pony guru is a giant XD I know there isn't any know fat ponies thats good enough for a giant one

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  8. TIANO C-G

    June 26, 2018 6:11 am

    if you wanted Twilight to the evil you should have replaced her with Brutalight Sparkcake.

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  9. lightning116

    July 14, 2019 12:47 pm

    "Good Lord. I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water. How is he so FAT?"
    And it's lines like this is why I love abridged Frieza.

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  10. Mr. L

    July 16, 2019 11:05 pm

    AHH! Oh? That’s right, I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there…..oh god….global warming!?! NAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!

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