So alright, You Are Not ALLOWED TO LAUGH here,.. you DONKEY


here we got, cheap liquor ha ha ha loser but it’s gonna bother you because you’re
human and I was human I am human but I was just referring to myself in the past
um not that I was not human yo creo Cristian be in the wrong spot
yeah that’s the wrong restaurant right here yo Jimmy wait Jamie that’s the
wrong restaurant man he means the wrong restaurant oh look at my african-american over here
look at him are you the greatest any argument the media extended me and
they think I’m an idiot congratulations on the worst dish in
this competition so far she wanted to break the skill she had to
do his fucking you hey Stevie needed tissue please don’t
call me that sorry sneezy this ostrich thinks I’m a
lady turn around spider-man over there an
awkward moment when you’re scrolling through someone’s old Instagram photos
and you accidentally comment the entire Declaration of Independence hey lads
today I’m going to show you how to drive a car like so is it any wonder people are afraid of
technology technology she said do you love me at all baby changing station baby hanging
station every time I’m in the streets I make the done women are not objects what what bits
ahoy bucket boogie buoy hey train you want some ice cream don’t hate the player hate the game howdy niggers come grandma what in the fuck is this I
specifically asked for macaroni shaped like spongebob characters you stupid
bitch if you oh my goodness oh my god I can’t listen
okay right now wait wait every time I’m in the street here c-money got the beam yo here my nigga what’s in your hand my bubs
what is that is that like a magic stick that you don’t sit in what is it master


81 Responses


    September 17, 2019 9:03 pm

    MOOOOD. hahahah the one where they missed the cake was the funniest hahahha lol.❤❤❤ Loves this @ Lifeples also first

  2. scientificlazychips channel

    September 19, 2019 6:22 am

    bruh these are old memes -__- how many times did you use THESE SAME MEMES
    just to add more time to vids REALLY

  3. Frosty

    September 20, 2019 7:01 pm

    7:00 jesus christ i feel so fucking bad for this grandma hope she's ok and i hope this guy dies by drowning in spaghetti

  4. Daniel Schmidt

    September 21, 2019 8:28 pm

    Kids are dying playing that 1000 shirts game challenge I will tell you how they put so many shirts on that it's hard to breath then they get hot and panic = heat stroke plus passing out seizure cardiac arrest😐😐😐so think before you try any YouTube challenge kids

  5. Kira Brandt

    September 22, 2019 8:54 am

    The girl that had trouble taking off the shirts, she looks like this guy named Edgar from a movie called frankenweenie. It's about a dog that is brought back to life by its owner.

  6. Taylor Lawery

    September 27, 2019 6:04 pm

    Okay but like a little after 7:30 how do gay people talk? Is so much funnier than what he said or clicked onnn

  7. AreEtYulo

    September 28, 2019 6:03 am

    The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

    We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.


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