How did my father die? He was murdered by Darth Pinkie. Pinkie was seduced by the Dark Side of the Horse. I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time. Yes, I bet you have! Oh No! Look out! It’s the Mare in the Moon! That’s no moon. It’s a space station. Really? That’s SO awesome! Not just ANY space station. A big, huge, massive, galaxy-controlling, tractor-beaming, could destroy a planet in a single shot, space station. Ha! That’s nothing! We could just shoot a missile into it’s MANE reactor. It’ll blow up in ten seconds flat. Now listen here. You must use the HORSE! Impressive! Obi-Shy Kenobi has taught you well. These chains are a CRIME against FASHION! (Cries) Dear Princess Celestia, Today, I will DESTROY Rainbow Skywalker! (Screams) Hahahaha!