The Piano Mare – An MLP Song Parody


It’s a twelve o’ clock on a Monday,
The regular crowd bustles in. There’s a mint green mare in the check out line A unicorn, with a human shaped pin. *Pinkie plays harmonica like a badass* She says, “yes, I know it’s my day off. But the bon bons are too good to ignore. I would empty these stands,
And if I only had hands, Then I’d carry that mare out the door.” Oh la da da, da da dada. Da da da, dada, dada. Play us a tune, you’re the piano mare. Oh, play us a tune tonight. Come in, find a seat,
And grab something sweet, Our teeth are aching but we’re doing alright! *Apple Bloom takes over harmonica cause Pinkie
got distracted* Derpy’s a regular customer,
With Dinky, her kid, at her side. A Chocolate muffin for school,
And Banana Nut as fuel, For delivering her mail with pride. Mr Cake is popping some xanex,
And Mrs Cake is pulling out her hair. Cause Pumpkin ate her souffle,
And Pound Cake decided to play In the birthday cake for Mayor Mare. Oh la da da, da da dada. Da da da, dada, dada Young Berry Punch is a friend of mine,
Who drinks here when life’s getting bleak. But it looks like old Berry,
Got a little too merry, But that happens at least once a week. *AB just has raw talent, you guys* Now Bonny’s been working here five years,
But her dream is to own her own store. As Amethyst Star
Puts a bit in her jar, She whispers, “Just two thousand more…” *Rara Shows Off for 16 bars* Play us a tune, you’re the piano mare. Oh, play us a tune tonight. And for every defeat,
Life will serve you a treat, Our friends are here so we’re doing alright. *More harmonica…. Hey look! A Harp!* AJ always comes in to deliver the pies,
That she sells us for the display case. That cute little grin,
And her orange skin, Is the reason that I stayed in this place. She never does fail to notice me
And she tips me as she does every day. Soon I’ll take my chance,
And go in for romance, I know I’ll get her someday. Oh la da da, da da dada. Da da da, dada, dada Play us a tune, you’re the piano mare. Oh, play us a tune tonight. Cause when life’s bittersweet,
We could all use a treat. Our friends are here and we’re doing alright. *play us out piano mare*


14 Responses

  1. thomasabramson100

    March 18, 2018 11:02 pm

    Never hear a cover of Billy Joels Piano Man only the real one the Lyrics and singing were perfect along with the animation

  2. CoffeePonee

    September 12, 2018 7:35 am

    I've always had the though of her being Pone Joel… But I've never taken that Idea far.

    But this was pure awesomeness! (And it cracked me up)

  3. Malayan Tank

    October 7, 2018 7:49 am

    Wait 200? But ya had more than 2k!

    Edit: btw you totaly deserve more

    More edit: the painting in the end is…. is…. beutiful.. it really breath taking

  4. Ethan Morgan

    November 4, 2018 4:36 pm

    This is the best MLP parody song I’ve ever heard, not that the competition is good, but thats beside the point, this song is absolutely awesome, I seriously regret that I can’t download it.

  5. Ethan Morgan

    November 4, 2018 4:47 pm

    It’s also an awesome coincidence that this song was uploaded on the 45th year anniversary of Piano Man

  6. Ashley Van Hammer

    November 8, 2018 9:48 pm

    Another example of the love, creativity And passion expressed by some that makes me lament not warming up to the fandom sooner. Sure, the group has its rotten apples but it also has sone incredibly talented people with a genuine love for their work- many of whom seem to be compassionate, open and kind people in a time when our world could really use more of it.
    This is an awesome cover of a classic Billy Joel tune, one of my all-time top five. I love how each verse picks up an additional musician with the lyrics.


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