[Vinesauce] Vinny – Donkey Kong Country Corruptions

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[glitchy intro music] [Vinny stifles a laugh] [high-pitched version of Donkey Kong Country theme] Its like a little… child’s keyboard. Wha–uhh. What? [glitchy music] [Vinny bursts into laughter as the music suddenly increases in pitch] (through laughter) Oh God, o-oh my God! (continues laughing) What the fuck! (far away) What the fuck did I just listen to?! [same glitchy music from earlier] [snickering] [pitch shifted DKC theme accompanied with more laughter] [laughter escalates] Oh my Go– My lungs hurt. [stifled laughter] Oh my God, my face hurts! My- my fuckin’ face hurts! Look at this title screen! [dissonant music] Satan, is that you? It sounds like a Nine Inch Nails song, it really does. [glitchy music that decreases in pitch suddenly] [laughs] This one went down! It went down. [drum beats] What the fuck just happened– WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS? [laughs] What is this?! [dead air] [music starts back up] What just fell past the screen? Oh my God, it was like Metal Donkey Kong! [odd bassline] [Vinny imitating one of the instruments] Oohwi! My God, that piece of wood. That spinning, flapping, magic piece of wood. You motherfucker, you. [Jungle Japes theme with bizarre soundfont] [Vinny cracks up] [laughing intensifies as music goes up in pitch] [Vinny cracks up at oscillating melody] Metal Cranky. WHAT, THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK. Oh my God! What the fuck is THIS?! Oh my God! [bassline with corrupted soundfont] [snicker] It sounds like someone’s vomiting. [dry heave] [laughing] What is this, now? [snicker] What is THIS, now? [sighs] Wait… why are you doing this to me, Donkey Kong? (Donald Duck voice) AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT Uhh… what is this? (through laughter) It’s not even funny! It’s not even funny. It’s not even funny, but I can’t stop laughing. I’m going to piss myself to sleep tonight. I-if anyone wants to quote me on that, like, that’ll be one of my great quotes. [awesome jazzy corruption remix] What have I done, to this game? [snaps and scats to the music] I’m gonna vomit all over myself. It’s like we can’t get that one last hit. It’s like… we injected so much, that it’s not doing it anymore. It’s not– it’s not making us happy. It’s not making us feel the way we want to. It’s not making us feel good. [triumphant music with weird sustained finish] [doot] So, that was okay. But it wasn’t like, the full high. You know what I mean? It wasn’t the full high, man. We need to keep goin’. We need to do more. We need to do it more frequently. Otherwise, we’re just not gonna be as happy. We’re not gonna feel as good, man. Whah- we gotta keep it comin’. We gotta keep it comin’, we gotta buy more. We gotta get more. We gotta have more corruptions. ‘Til we get that same feeling we had. Just– just a half hour ago, man. It was just a half hour ago. We can get it, man, we can get that feeling, man. (voice breaking) We’ll get there. We’ll get there, man, I promise. We’ll get there. And th- [grotesque sounds as Vinny ODs on corruptions]

 

100 Responses

  1. EXEJON

    April 23, 2019 5:16 pm

    I remembered watching this for the first time and I could not breathe correctly for 15 mins straight. This was literally one of the funniest things I will ever see period.

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  2. SR Brant

    May 17, 2019 11:24 pm

    “I think the most merciful thing about man and his world, is his inability to correlate all of its contents.”

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  3. Edgar Banuelos

    May 26, 2019 4:42 am

    Sometimes I wish I could wipe my memory of this video so I could laugh the way I did the first time I saw it.

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  4. The Plush Palooza

    June 11, 2019 9:40 pm

    0:34 Race Car Expands

    1:40 UFO Whatever The Opposite Of Expand Is

    4:31 Bombing Of Hiroshima And Nagasaki

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  5. Pillsbury Deathboy

    July 28, 2019 4:56 am

    first Vinesauce video I ever watched. the shrooms made it an unforgettable experience. That was a month after this was uploaded. Hell of a way to get into the sauce right?

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  6. Christian Hendrickson

    November 26, 2019 7:10 am

    Should anyone be interested, I took the audio from this video (and some of his ALttP one) and made a crazy glitch track with it called "Save File Corrupted." https://christianhendrickson.bandcamp.com/track/save-file-corrupted

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  7. Máquina Humanoide

    February 14, 2020 8:58 am

    It's funny you mentioned that it sounds like a Nine Inch Nails song. I've always loved industrial music and I actually make it for fun. I thought it would be cool to sample some of these sounds and just chop them up, make beats out of them.

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