We’re Planning a Robbery | Ridiculousness

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– [Rob] When you are planning a robbery. – Okay.
– What? – Okay, what’s the number
one thing you gotta do? – Call Jesse Smollett. No, I’m joking. (crowd laughs) I’m joking, I’m joking, I’m joking. So you gotta get, you
gotta get a ski mask. – Yeah, you gotta get a disguise. – Yeah. – Yup. – A getaway vehicle. – That’s right. The most important thing is
you actually have to get away with the crime, you know what I mean? You can’t go in there with
your gloves and your mask and your weapon and get to robbin and got no escape plan, okay. That is everybody in this
category, no getaway plan. Take a look. (crowd claps) (rock music) Please help me. – [Cameraman] Hold on,
gonna need to film this. (man speaks indistinctly) – [Cameraman] Oh man– (music drowns out speaking) – Come on, please help me. – [Cameraman] What’s he doin? How long has he been here? – How long you been there? – Twenty minutes. (crowd laughs) – [Cameraman] We’ll let
you do, we’ll let you do. When you explain why the (bleep)
are you climbing the fence? – I don’t know. – [Cameraman] I don’t know. (speaks indistinctly) – [Cameraman] So you were
climbing the fence for fun? – Yeah. – Yeah, it was fun. For fun, I reckon I just
wanted to test my strength. (rock music) – [Chanel] Oh, that’s splinters. Oh, the cops. – [Rob] Yeah, you’re
not getting away Debbie. (crowd laughs) – The police aren’t really tryna help her. He was like this way is
easier, come over here. (crowd laughs) You can leave out the door. I’m letting you guys go. – [Rob] You are no,
let’s see what’s in here. Let me get a little bit of this fast cash. (woman screams) Yes I’m good, yes. – What the (bleep) just happened? – Man, who knows that she
comes in here talks casual and gets all slippery with her fingers. (crowd laughs) And starts pulling out little dollar bills – He put– – And he said–
– [Steelo] A mouse trap? No, I’m putting a camera and a mouse trap. Let’s see if you can talk
your way out of this, Cheryl. – [Steelo] Oh, knows how to play it off. Oh! – Huh? Huh? (crowd laughs) Yeah, no everything’s
been going really good. – [Steelo] That’s crazy. (crowd laughs) (rock music) – [Steelo] Oh, come on. – [Rob] This is a strange place. – [Steelo] Did he get stuck in there or they tryna win a baby? – Well they, they have another
kid that looks the same so just keep it pushin. – Same outfit, just keep it movin. That’s the intelligent
version, leave his ass there. (crowd laughs) – [Cameraman] What do you have in there? – [Rob] What do you have? I’ve got two of em, I need two. – Awh, they’re twins. Pull one for his twin brother. – His brother. – That’s kinda cute. – It is. – Let him be a criminal. (crowd laughs) – [Rob] He didn’t steal
anything and he didn’t get in and he’s stuck. – [Steelo] Oh – Okay, look at, go back. He’s just tryna wake his leg up. He’s been there for like 10 hours. – Oh, a hundred percent. – I want him to go to jail. We can’t, he didn’t steal anything. He’s just trapped in the door. There, he’s just a really,
really bad criminal. America has sent fast
food all over the world. – Yeah. – It’s pretty remarkable
that we would lead the charge in global obesity. (crowd laughs) – Lead the charge (laughs). – [Rob] Accept the idea– – [Steelo] We really are though. – That we invented like an obesity machine that we spread across the entire globe. (crowd laughs) – [Steelo] That is true. – Look, here’s the thing. Foreign fast food is a
dangerous and strange place. Take a look at foreign fast food. (crowd cheers) (rock music) – [Rob] Oh, is that my coffee? (speaks foreign language) Oh, oh (bleep). Hello, hi, hi, taking this bye. (crowd laughs) – Why couldn’t he just
walk in and take it? – That’s a lotta work to steal a latte. – [Steelo] That’s a lotta work. – Hi, bye. – Oh (bleep) though. But look, they really are
looking up as he’s taking it. They’re like, we heard Spiderman was here. (crowd laughs) Where? Where is he? He gone already. (crowd laughs) – [Cameraman] You’re tryna tell me that this is a health and safety reason. Yeah, no it’s not. But why’s it have, no he’s not. – How do we know how the horse is going to react to the cars? – [Cameraman] You can see, you can see. A horse is like a car to me. You’re being racist lord,
you’re being racist. – You’re being racist to our horses. – Is there a horse behind there? – [Steelo] He has a (bleep) horse. He said, you’re being
racist, I saw a white horse come through here last week. (crowd laughs) And y’all didn’t say shit. Now my black horse come there’s a problem. (crowd claps) – You tryna (bleep) tell me
they’re not gonna serve him cause he’s on a (bleep) horse. (crowd laughs) – Alright, alright that
is it for our show today. It’s Steelo Brim and Chanel West Coast, I’m Rob Dyrdek, we’ll see you
next time on Ridiculousness. (crowd cheers)

 

100 Responses

  1. THE TRUTH

    March 1, 2020 6:12 pm

    Ive always wanted chanel and Dyrdek too hook up, I literally be searching on YouTube Rob Dyrdek and chanel West coast kiss..lol

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  2. Elvis Stone

    March 1, 2020 6:53 pm

    I think the girl that got a mouse trap to the finger's might want to check her Short's 😆👌🍻

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  3. Simon Sez

    March 1, 2020 6:59 pm

    You better remove Jussie Smollet’s number from your phone if you wanna plan a robbery lmao

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  4. Jason Rodriguez

    March 1, 2020 7:47 pm

    So u ask the two people who have no idea about crime about the first thing u need to plan a robbery smh….those to wish they were so hood sad thing is I think the female is way blacker then stillo lol

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  5. Korey Lackford

    March 1, 2020 8:11 pm

    Sux that MTV stopped airing this show it was just as good if not better than Rob & Big, & the Fantasy Factory. Throwing a boomerang of respectlove from Wilmington Delaware 2020.

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  6. Kenneth Hall

    March 1, 2020 9:37 pm

    I'd wear a helmet, like any Power Ranger helmet, or masks. I mean those helmets can protect your identity.

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  7. Alan formula1

    March 2, 2020 2:19 am

    Fuck jussie smollett. Any of us do that shit we go to jail. Wasted alot more recources on his lying ass than they do murder investigations but this country is about equality

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  8. Kee To

    March 2, 2020 2:57 am

    First thing you gotta do when planning a robbery is stop talking about planning a robbery. Second thing you gotta do is STOP talking about planning a robbery! Same basic principals of fight club

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  9. Marijuana Piranha

    March 2, 2020 3:37 am

    One of the funniest jokes Steelo ever says, only for Chanel and the audience to get all offended. Effing Lame! Rob was laughing pretty hard, though.

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  10. Joe Moening

    March 2, 2020 3:57 am

    Chenelle (or how ever the fuck she spells it) westcoast really needs my D. I have wanted to do dirty things to that woman for atleast 10 years now.

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  11. C as

    March 2, 2020 5:50 am

    * —- ROB !! ….
    WICKED IDEA !!! MAKE STERLING A Houston Astros pinstriped Jersey but make the pin stripes actually repeat the tiny word CHEATER tiny cheaters cheaters cheaters little tiny ones.

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  12. Micah Watson

    March 2, 2020 6:10 am

    Come on Steelo, you slacking! You didn't point out the kids were wearing prison stripes.

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  13. roadrunner76b

    March 2, 2020 7:11 am

    "I'd like a number 4 with a medium drink, please."

    "Phuck you and the horse you rode in on "

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  14. Bank Robber

    March 2, 2020 11:46 am

    Depends on what kind of robbery… Ive gotten away with crimes on the whim. Im one of those bank robbers that got away to turn myself in after i buried the money. Was sentenced and never went to prison. Now protected by double jeopardy

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  15. That one guy from that one movie

    March 2, 2020 6:48 pm

    This show is still on? Wow, all the 13 year olds must be losing their shit.

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  16. Curtis Whitehead Jr

    March 4, 2020 2:12 am

    My apologies to the Irish and the Scots, can’t really tell the difference, but as a rule, you don’t mess with either of them or their property and NOT get dealt with. 💯

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  17. Nobody Matters

    March 4, 2020 7:57 pm

    The horses shit every where. That's sanitation issues. Get your Amish ass out of the buggy and go inside.

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