*snap* Bye-bye. Look. There’s Bloodnut the fat fuck. He’s gonna build a ten foot wall around the land. Drink my fluids, Donkey! Sooo… That must be Lord Dickwad’s castle. Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something? *Shrek laughs* Maybe he’s got a small penis. *Shrek laughs again* *Crank* Some… -BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME *Crank* Let’s do that again! No! No! Nonono! *CRACK* Fiona: *Chewing* What is this? Shrek: Donkey. Rotisserie style. *Shank* Oooooohhhhh. *About to die* *dead* The End. Uhhhh… Fiona? Yes Shrek? I… I love you. Really? NO!!