I begin this duel by summoning Roid-Rage, Guardian of Testosterone! YEAH! Prepare to get dominated, Yugi Sparkle! You’re not going to get away with this Pinkie Kaiba! I summon Derpy Hooves, and equip her with the Muffin of Deliciousness! The baked goods increase her Friendship level by 20 Percent! WHAT!?!?!?! No way! Derpy obliterates Roid-Rage, sending him to the graveyard! Next I’ll place one card face down. Your move, Pinkie. Your childish endeavors are pathetic! I summon the Blue-Eyes White Scootaloo, in attack mode! Next, I use Wrath of the Hater! This magic card uses Hatred and Pessimism, causing Derpy to change to defense mode. Not so fast! You activated my trap card: Love and Tolerance! It causes Derpy to love and tolerate your Hater card, negating it’s effect! Nice try, but my Blue-Eyes White Scootaloo is still more powerful than Derpy Hooves! Scootaloo, attack with White Lightning! Oh No! If I can’t get a good card, I’m going to lose! If I can just believe in the Friendship of the Cards, I can win. What’s taking her so long? Woah! My thinking voice sounds funny! ECHO!!! WOOOO! Oh! I almost forgot! I’m still in a duel. Quit stalling and play your last pathetic card! I call upon Celestia, GODDESS OF THE SUN!!! WHAT?!?!?! That’s impossible! Harnessing the power of the Elements of Harmony, Celestia utterly ANNIHILATES Scootaloo bringing your Friendship points to zero! NOOOOooooo!